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Friday 12 March 2021

Mr Twit - multi choice

 What food does Mr twit get stuck in his facial hair?


  1.   tinned sardine

  2.   juicy drop

  3.   sherbet

  4.   Quail


What is the first trick played?


  1.   the worms

  2.   the walking stick

  3.   the glass eye

  4.   the frog


What is the oldest monkey called?


  1.   Roly-poly

  2.   Muggle-Wump

  3.   Asha

  4.   Plonker


What bird is from Africa?


  1.   Crow bird

  2.   Raven bird

  3.   Roly-poly bird

  4.   Salmon skin roll bird


What do the twits buy?


  1.   gun

  2.   poison

  3.   pizza

  4.   a tree


What does Mr twit call Mrs twit?


  1.   old hag

  2.   fat

  3.   big bum

  4.   twit


What relation are the twits?


  1.   brother and sister

  2.   husband and wife

  3.   father and daughter

  4.   brother in law and sister in law

How do the monkeys get home?


  1.   they walk

  2.   they fly

  3.   they cycle


How do the twits die?


  1.   the talls

  2.   the shrinks

  3.   the eye remover


Who is the person who finds them?


  1.   Fred

  2.   Sam

  3.   Kim

  4.   Joan